OK there is a new rule! If you’re an idiot then you need to shut the fuck up. Stop making excuses for your own lack of common sense and just do as I say.

Now that I have your attention I will require you to pass the word on. The world is overflowing with self absorbed morons and jack asses that don’t care or are plane clueless.

I am not interested in hearing about how great you are because I’m better. Or what you have done because I’m sure it’s not that wonderful.

So, wake up! That how great you think you are dream is over!