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So it’s been some time sense I’ve addressed you all but you need to understand that my time is valuable. You are indeed richer now if you are reading this. The feeling of warm joy floods you as you brows this site.

We need to talk! I have a very bad taste in my sole right now. A taste of filth and lies and politics. Yes, politics! It’s time ones again for you all to filter through the propaganda and smoke being blown. It’s not even a question of the truth any more, or what they will do for you. It’s selecting the lesser of the evils.

The Fact is that I do not take sides. One party is not better then another and one person is not entitled more then another. Life is not about political agenda and it’s not about the petty drama created by small minds.

I am truly beside myself. It seems pretty simple. Life is doing the right thing, being fair, help each other… If that’s too complicated then you do not deserve this world.

… So much bad in this world all because humanity was given an ego.

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Someone asked me to measure and rate a geek but the numbers were meaningless. How do I quantify the Geek / Nerd ratings on a scale that is strictly speculation and basically pretend. If you feel that you have reached GEEK level 20 does that make me level Awesome? To me the answer is YES. Contrary to what you believe your public self image can quickly send you to GEEK level “Creepy”. Sweatpants outside of the house with an ALF, pit stained t-shirt can quickly rip you of any respectable GEEK title and forever tag you as “Creepy”. Spending your evenings at the local comic book store does not make you the Dungeon Master, or close to cool.

It should also be known that dressing up as your favorite character is a fine line of Awesome and social outcast. If you do not know whether or not you fall into the outcast category don’t worry. We know! Actually it’s fairly clear to everyone around you. I recommend you pause World of Warcraft and come up from the basement and ask your mother. Enough said.

These levels are based on knowledge of many (but not all) things GEEK. Social health. And ability to not live at home (over the age of 25).

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OK, so I know that I have let things slide a bit and I also know that my followers need salvation in the form of my rants.

If I told you that I was abducted by aliens would you believe me? Neither would I. But who’s to say that it did or did not happen, including myself. Assuming that with their vast knowledge and superior technology don’t they just have the ability to alter our memories or even our perception of reality. And if that’s the case how do we know that right now is not just another extra terrestrial educed dream. That computer you are reading this on, does not exist, the chair you are in is not really there.

Our own ignorance and fear of change, or something bigger, will always hold us back. Humanity’s inability to see past our own narrow visions will truly be our undoing. So now that we have an understanding let’s fix it. First you need to wake up. Now stop making excuses and take ownership of who you are. Go into the world with an open mind.

Now look behind you. That is all.

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“So there I was. Undercover! Or better yet, in hiding. All safe guards are in place and my cover is still intact. Why? Because I think I’m smarter then you.

Wait! They are at the door. Every one hide, duck down. They will never know we are here. I’ve beat the system and still have possession.

But how long will I last? Will they out smart me? The pathetic truth to this is, yes, because what I consider intelligence is nothing more than blind stupidity to the rest. They will repo me.”

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I swear to God that you just bitch too much! I honestly do not understand how you can get up each and every morning an deal with the pathetic reality that is your life!

Now I feel better. Did you ever have that kind of a day where you just want to tell all the lazy self absorbed people you deal with that they are not the only person that matters? Somehow you would think that people would get a clue but the unfortunate  truth is that Humans are just too stupid for their own good.

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So let’s pretend that for a minute or forever that Facebook did not control you. But now let’s pretend that it does, because it is. Let’s for a moment pretend that we did not need the warm glow of that LCD screen happily updating you, but you do. Don’t you?

How do we get lost in the endless flood of information, while at the same time fail to really know anything? It’s happening! The end will not be fire and brimstone, it will be our own ego’s that will end us. Our own thirst for approval and acceptance only feeds an inner greed. Take that away and we will starve.

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OK… New Law! Politicians can no longer be greedy, dishonest, self absorbed, crooks only out to line their own pockets! My new law is now in effect and you are all out of work. Your service to this country has become a disservice. I take no side on democrat or republican as I have never been convinced that any one person had or has a bigger picture in mind outside their own limited selfish vision. And, you fuckers paying off these losers. Karma is absolutely amazing.

With the new openings we be holding auditions and bake sale, because cookies are awesome!




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OK there is a new rule! If you’re an idiot then you need to shut the fuck up. Stop making excuses for your own lack of common sense and just do as I say.

Now that I have your attention I will require you to pass the word on. The world is overflowing with self absorbed morons and jack asses that don’t care or are plane clueless.

I am not interested in hearing about how great you are because I’m better. Or what you have done because I’m sure it’s not that wonderful.

So, wake up! That how great you think you are dream is over!