Let me just put it in a manner you can understand:
If desk size means everything, and it does, I am better than all of you.
Seriously, my desk is 265 lbs. of the finest trees. It is not only in the shape of an L but I also detect trace elements of an a, h, o, and quite a few numbers.
Correct me if I am wrong, but am I not the greatest business man in the universe? It is all desk related. All of it.
Original Post: February 18th 2006