Dear Pennsylvania

Your roads are horrendous! I almost cannot even fault your citizens for their poor driving. First of all, ON and OFF ramps should really be more than 3 feet long. You are not even giving them a chance to merge. As frustrating as it is to be behind someone that chooses to STOP on the ramp before entering the highway I’m not sure it’s really their fault. I almost have more room in my kitchen to maneuver my car than what you give to a ramp. Passing lanes! What are those? This is how I imagine a conversation that might be had with some fellow travelers on the Pennsylvania roads. Not even breaking the speed limit I find myself driving is a zigzag pattern while I pass the slower motorists. It’s not all bad, for a time I was able to feel like a professional race-car driver, the underdog coming up from behind unexpectedly to win the race!